1. A Joke: Once a new colleague of mine standing in front of the paper shredder with a confused look on her face. I asked if she needed any help and she said "Yeah, how does this machine work?" I took the papers from her hand and demonstrated how to work the shredder. She stood there a moment with yet another confused expression. So I said "Any questions?" She said "Yeah, exactly where do the copies come out from?"
2. Steve Jobs is back at work, although he will work at home for part of the week. This is some sort of good news to Apple. But there's still a bad news. Some iPhone 3GS users complained about the hadset's high temperatures, which in some cases are high enough to browning the white plastic on the back of the phone. And all of this is caused by a battery issue.
3. A small earthquake occured in Sichuan China in the early hours today. There's no reports of damage so far.